Office Team Player Pillows

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

"Staff support"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

A fight in the Boardroom.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Overworked in the office

Welcome to the Team

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Meat Grinder

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Parade of Businessmen

The best PE teacher in the World.

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

Win - win

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

HR - Helping Relationships

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

Mohamed Salah

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

The First Kite

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'