Office Play Pillows

Two office workers playing between their cubicles.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

A fight in the Boardroom.

'They all want to play the star.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

Tree house.

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Theatre Crowd

Lumbar support animal

"So, what do you do for play?"

Dog Park / Cat Park

'He's maturing early.'

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Hamlet

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'