Office Play Gifts

Two office workers playing between their cubicles.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

A fight in the Boardroom.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'They all want to play the star.'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Tree house.

"So, what do you do for play?"

Theatre Crowd

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

Lumbar support animal

'He's maturing early.'

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Hamlet

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."