Office Gaming Gifts

"It won't let me put the Ten under the Jack."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

'Okay, people... The name of the game is Musical Cubicles! The winner gets to be the new district manager! Ready... set... GO!!'

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

Frustrated at the office.

'There's nothing like a spot of golf practice to take your mind off business,Smithson...'

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

'In case the guys organize a game.'

'We need more points in the paint.'

'Where's your costume and team spirit? You're not paid to enjoy yourself - you should enjoy your work!'

'When the music stops, sit down in the nearest chair. Whoever doesn't get a chair is redundant.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

Two office workers playing between their cubicles.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the football office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

Boss joining Paint Ball Game

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

"Your being on the company softball team gives me the opportunity to trade you."

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

'Notice to all employees...there is altogether too much goofing off on company time.'

'Miss Fogarty, I'm not having any fun.'

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"All right, everybody, recess is over!"

"Wider."