Workplace Shenanigans Pillows

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

'She'll never look for me here.'

"I see by your resume that you're having trouble finding work because you pad your resume."

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"You may ask your questions only when I call your name. Don't waste my time with chit-chat. I don't have all day. Got that?"

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Sleeping at the computer.

'...How can I trust you to handle multimillion-dollar accounts if you can't even spin a basketball on your fingertip?'

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

'Very good job! I would like to show my appreciation in a practical way...Hip,hip hooray!'

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

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'If a raise is what you want, Halverson, a raise is what you get!'

"It's wearing a bit thin now, Peterson."

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

'I don't want to hear your problems, Hawkins---take your troubles five doors down, to our for-crying-out-loud! department'

"This is the software for my head."

'What have I told you about gambolling at work, Lambton?'

"'Work' is a magic word around here."

Warning: Eating this food could result in a decrease of health benefits

I'm sorry. I can't find him. I've looked in all the usual hiding places.

Why is it that you're always being eaten by a tiger when I call you in here, Popper?

"We want you to be passionage about your job even if it sucks the life out of you."

CEO practices his golf in the office.

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

'We've got it narrowed down to between three and twenty-three pounds.'

"Did she tell you she was leaving work early?"

"Hey Lorna, come see the stupid thing this guy is going to do next week."