Workplace Safety Trainer Pillows

Safety last.

"He banged his head on the 'watch your head' sign when he was looking at the 'wet floor' warning."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

"We need a union!'

Time Out For Teddy

"Try not to think of them just as a 'customer' but rather as your only chance of paying your mortgage and putting food on your plate."

'Oh, we have an excellent benefits package ??" major medical, dental plan, vacation, retirement, nude encounter sessions....'

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Sand danger

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

Labor Day '19

No Smoking.

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"The following is a test of the fire-alarm system. It is only a test. Please ignore the intense heat and combustion."

'The customers' suggestions make a lot of sense. I say, let's hire the customers and fire the staff!'

First Aid Box

"I was running through the hallways and forgot to watch out for the low-hanging fruit."

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

"I can't believe it! In all my years in corporate business, yours must be the worst case of paper cuts I have ever seen."

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

"Bob put a chair with wheels on the table and climbed up to change a light bulb. Then the chair rolled away, Bob fell and... well, I guess we need a new industrial safety specialist."

Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'