Workplace Responsibility Pillows

"They think it was an oversight by our oversight committee that caused the recent problems."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'What's wrong now?'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

'Yes, can I help you?'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

Torn-Off Mouse.

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

The Buck Never Stops.

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'Sorry, I can't give you a raise. However, I can offer you a splendid opportunity to share the profits.'

'Don't blame yourself, Jenkins... let me do that!'

'Productivity is up. Lay off a couple of more employees.'

"Barlow, it's come to my attention that you've called in, 'Playing Possum' 8 days this month."

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

InIn by-products.

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'