Workplace Policy Enthusiast Pillows

The Case Against Gun Control

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

Think Tank

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

"You calm down."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Backstabber Express: Trump

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

social services cuts

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

Trickledown economics

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Surge Plans.

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

The Public Option

The Department of Lessons Learned...

NHS recruitment.

"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance"

American Heroes in the Age of Trump

The Report from on High

'Finish your food and think about all those poor starving kids in America.'

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

Anti-immigrant discourse

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

'No, Stanworth, feeling sick of your job does not qualify you for sick leave.'