Workplace Dynamics Fan Prints

'It's not your work Hannon - it's your attitude.'

"Management are fighting over the best way to resolve conflict in the workplace..."

'Behold,a cross section of our workforce: the energy of youth mixed with the wisdom of years.'

'Stop blaming yourself...I've already done that for you!'

'In my day, it was 50% soldiers and 50% workers... Now it is 50% soldiers, 20% managers, 20% admin and only 10% workers...'

"And how would you rate your relationship with colleagues?"

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

"You're not in today. I'm not clear on how you want me to handle that."

'I need to hire more people. I can't keep making all of these mistakes.'

"You really need to work on your ideas that i take all the credit for."

He keeps talking while thinking of something to say.

Our Founder portrait looking over boss's shoulder.

'Keep up the good work, Simmons and we might just take the wheels off.'

No, Franklin's my go-to guy. That's Miller, my go-from guy.

Sales Secretary

'I didn't get the raise.. but he moved me closer to the clock.'

'Why can't I be top banana? I'm a bigger hypocrite than any of them!'

'How come I get the chipped cup and broken biscuits.'

Worker takes Boss out in a wheelbarrow

Smooth Operators - Change Management.

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

"I found out my staff have a nickname for me, I'm not sure it's a good idea!"

"You're probably wondering why I called you. It's because I accidentally butt dialed you."

"George, mentoring is about more than getting everyone to be just like you."

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

"'Autonomy' is the new BUZZ word! We have to unleash our staff. Professionals like you need to be free to use your own judgement, manage your own workloads...use your initiative."

These young people need everything spelled out to them! I miss the old days, when a wink was a wink, and a nod was a nod.

Group of people.

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

Hunter-gatherer. Planter-gardener. Scratcher-napper. Barker-wagger. Complainer-nagger.

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

The Shepherd's Staff. . .