Desk Dynamics Fan Prints

"I can't talk now. I picked up my lunch instead of my phone."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

In - Out - Pending.

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"'Autonomy' is the new BUZZ word! We have to unleash our staff. Professionals like you need to be free to use your own judgement, manage your own workloads...use your initiative."

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

Sales Secretary

Your job...is to make sure nothing ever gets to this desk

Hunter-gatherer. Planter-gardener. Scratcher-napper. Barker-wagger. Complainer-nagger.

"You're probably wondering why I called you. It's because I accidentally butt dialed you."

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

'I need to hire more people. I can't keep making all of these mistakes.'

'Keep up the good work, Simmons and we might just take the wheels off.'

Stethoscope

In-Out-Far Out.

'In my day, it was 50% soldiers and 50% workers... Now it is 50% soldiers, 20% managers, 20% admin and only 10% workers...'

Cubicles, Execs And Employees Growing More Similar To Bees

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

"Is this your work?"

'I think maybe the spell checker wore out.'

Worker takes Boss out in a wheelbarrow

"Cutting the budget is easy!...All you need to do is get rid of all that wasteful admin...what do they do!"

Our Founder portrait looking over boss's shoulder.

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

"Management are fighting over the best way to resolve conflict in the workplace..."

'Behold,a cross section of our workforce: the energy of youth mixed with the wisdom of years.'

"Perhaps we pushed him too far too fast."

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

'Why can't I be top banana? I'm a bigger hypocrite than any of them!'

"Can I help you?"

Rubik's Cubicle

"I found out my staff have a nickname for me, I'm not sure it's a good idea!"

"Just as your family means a lot to you, Henderson, power means a lot to me.

'Stop blaming yourself...I've already done that for you!'