Quirky Office Dynamics Fan Prints

'I know you had to give him a job because he's a relative, but I still think a Press Secretary should know how to read and write.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"'Autonomy' is the new BUZZ word! We have to unleash our staff. Professionals like you need to be free to use your own judgement, manage your own workloads...use your initiative."

The water desk

Sales Secretary

"You're probably wondering why I called you. It's because I accidentally butt dialed you."

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

'Driving without a flag?'

Little by little they increased their influence with the team.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"You get one every time you order something online."

'I need to hire more people. I can't keep making all of these mistakes.'

'Shred that last mental note I gave you.'

'Keep up the good work, Simmons and we might just take the wheels off.'

"I'm sorry, but he's having his teeth filed to needle-sharp points. Can I take a message?"

'In my day, it was 50% soldiers and 50% workers... Now it is 50% soldiers, 20% managers, 20% admin and only 10% workers...'

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

Cubicles, Execs And Employees Growing More Similar To Bees

Worker takes Boss out in a wheelbarrow

Our Founder portrait looking over boss's shoulder.

"Cutting the budget is easy!...All you need to do is get rid of all that wasteful admin...what do they do!"

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

"Management are fighting over the best way to resolve conflict in the workplace..."

'Behold,a cross section of our workforce: the energy of youth mixed with the wisdom of years.'

'Welcome aboard, Gridley ? this will be your desk.'

"I found out my staff have a nickname for me, I'm not sure it's a good idea!"

Tea Cup Ride

The estate goes toy unless your relative shows up, he does.

'Why can't I be top banana? I'm a bigger hypocrite than any of them!'

'Stop blaming yourself...I've already done that for you!'

Failed business ventures.

'How soon can you start?'

"George, mentoring is about more than getting everyone to be just like you."