Domestic Dynamics Fan Prints

'Remind me to thank Mother for paying for my karate lessons.'

Hunter-gatherer. Planter-gardener. Scratcher-napper. Barker-wagger. Complainer-nagger.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"'Autonomy' is the new BUZZ word! We have to unleash our staff. Professionals like you need to be free to use your own judgement, manage your own workloads...use your initiative."

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

"You're probably wondering why I called you. It's because I accidentally butt dialed you."

Sales Secretary

You never caw.

"Think about it: Toby's the only ram here, so we have to be half brothers!"

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

'I need to hire more people. I can't keep making all of these mistakes.'

'Keep up the good work, Simmons and we might just take the wheels off.'

"I can't get the blasted tin opener to work."

'In my day, it was 50% soldiers and 50% workers... Now it is 50% soldiers, 20% managers, 20% admin and only 10% workers...'

Cubicles, Execs And Employees Growing More Similar To Bees

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

All our meals digest easily forming a soft, mushy stool with just a hint of acridity.

"Is this your work?"

Exhausted mother holds up 'Off Duty' sign.

Worker takes Boss out in a wheelbarrow

"Cutting the budget is easy!...All you need to do is get rid of all that wasteful admin...what do they do!"

Hunky Dory

Our Founder portrait looking over boss's shoulder.

"Management are fighting over the best way to resolve conflict in the workplace..."

'Behold,a cross section of our workforce: the energy of youth mixed with the wisdom of years.'

Sex Equality

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

“Putty took a wife. Her name was Possums, and she bore him Little Gentleman, Biddy Boo, Savor Tooth, Fluffy, Harry Cat, and Cesar. Then Little Gentleman begat Little Gentleman II and Friday and Tinkle Toes and Possum Tail and…”

Just one moment dear.

"I found out my staff have a nickname for me, I'm not sure it's a good idea!"