Pet Dynamics Fan Prints

"Is this your work?"

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

Fat Kid 33- Stops playing with the cat

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"'Autonomy' is the new BUZZ word! We have to unleash our staff. Professionals like you need to be free to use your own judgement, manage your own workloads...use your initiative."

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

Remote-controlled cat flap.

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

Cubicles, Execs And Employees Growing More Similar To Bees

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

Some Zoomies

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

"Cutting the budget is easy!...All you need to do is get rid of all that wasteful admin...what do they do!"

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

"If we finance your army will you promise not to attack the bank?"

"Just as your family means a lot to you, Henderson, power means a lot to me.

'It's another fax from your dog.'

"I can't talk now. I picked up my lunch instead of my phone."

'I'm Adolf the Brown Nosed reindeer. I'm Rudolf's boss.'

'You ask him to leave.'

I know it says 'All you can eat', but that only applies to what's on the menu!

"Between being totally aloof or obsessively curious, it's a full day."

'You've got it wrong,luv-it's Fido who's the boozer!'

Éminence Grise

Revenge of the mice.

'No, not from having children. These are fetch marks.'

'Me? I'm a reformed bear.'

Flee Collars.

'Remind me to thank Mother for paying for my karate lessons.'