Predator-prey Dynamics Fan Prints

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"I'm a monster."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"You're probably wondering why I called you. It's because I accidentally butt dialed you."

Sales Secretary

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

'I need to hire more people. I can't keep making all of these mistakes.'

"And that makes 6! That should be enough to cater for the function tonight. . ."

'Keep up the good work, Simmons and we might just take the wheels off.'

Cats watch mice in a theatre

'In my day, it was 50% soldiers and 50% workers... Now it is 50% soldiers, 20% managers, 20% admin and only 10% workers...'

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

Hunky Dory

Our Founder portrait looking over boss's shoulder.

All our meals digest easily forming a soft, mushy stool with just a hint of acridity.

"Stop! Can't you see he's tagged and has a beacon radio collar? He's part of a scientific experiment: we can't kill him..."

"Is this your work?"

Worker takes Boss out in a wheelbarrow

"Management are fighting over the best way to resolve conflict in the workplace..."

'Behold,a cross section of our workforce: the energy of youth mixed with the wisdom of years.'

'Why can't I be top banana? I'm a bigger hypocrite than any of them!'

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

"If we finance your army will you promise not to attack the bank?"

"I'm not picky—whatever's wounded."

"I found out my staff have a nickname for me, I'm not sure it's a good idea!"

'Perhaps you'll make it up to the cover of 'National Geographic' but no antelope will ever respect you again as the savannas' most dangerous predator.'

"Just as your family means a lot to you, Henderson, power means a lot to me.

'Stop blaming yourself...I've already done that for you!'

'Remember, Son- go for his nose.'

"I bet you $10 the next insect we catch is caught in Sector 5..."