Workplace Boundary Pusher Gifts

'Maybe we should start the meeting with a 'Getting to know each other' ice-breaker. Would anyone like to share their sexual fantasies?'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Relationship Warning Lights

'I don't want your input until you produce some output.'

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Bedroom Traffic Control

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

'Hey, get out of my space!'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Don't invade his space."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

'First, we need to set some boundaries.'

"You let people walk all over you."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"Why do I let everybody walk all over me?'

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

"I never nap. Such a waste of life. Besides, if I spend all my time napping, I won't finish my graphic novel."

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

Learning to say 'no'

'I'm sensing you may still have some boundary issues.'

"The internet wants to destroy your productivity."

"What are you doing? You know that's my work couch."

"So what are some of the things we can't do in a can do environment?"

'Listen Simkins, when I said that you could always come to me with you problems, I meant during office hours!'

"I think we need a border fence between Fantasy Land and Sexual-Fantasy Land."