Workplace Achievement Pillows

'I need someone to fill my shoes and be in them when the SEC come calling.'

'I blame you for global warming. Ever since the sun started shining out of your arse.'

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

GCSEs

Soaring Profits

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Jumping Man

First Prize!

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

'I hear she melts glass ceilings.'

Employee of the month and the prankster of the month.

In case of falling markets break glass.

"At least our son is marrying a doctor!"

'I think it's really tacky to make the salesperson of the month someone from another firm.'

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

Eighth Wonder Of The Financial WorldMt. Acct.

"I built this business from the ground up."

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree