Workplace Achievement Prints

'I need someone to fill my shoes and be in them when the SEC come calling.'

'I blame you for global warming. Ever since the sun started shining out of your arse.'

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

"I'm telling you, she's the best in her field."

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

GCSEs

Soaring Profits

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Jumping Man

First Prize!

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

Employee of the month and the prankster of the month.

"At least our son is marrying a doctor!"

In case of falling markets break glass.

'I hear she melts glass ceilings.'

Employee of the month.

'I think it's really tacky to make the salesperson of the month someone from another firm.'

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

Pork Bellies.

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

Eighth Wonder Of The Financial WorldMt. Acct.

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

"I built this business from the ground up."

"My name is Jose Hernandez, and my story begins when my parents moved from Mexico to the United States to work the fields. I would find my own special calling."