Career Achievement Pillows

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

License Plate: I was a highschool dropout.

"Why do you need my advice, my son? You're on top of the world!"

'You got the job, the family and now the fancy car. But it's not enough, is it? No, my friend, it's never enough.'

"Our growth in the last year was phenomenal. But then, we are in the steroid business."

"It happened at work. The glass ceiling broke."

"I can assure you, it's a real degree... not an honorary one!"

'I think you should know, I put a piece on 'YourTube' praising your stewardship.'

"Ben's not the first salesman to reach the million dollar mark in his rookie year, but he's the first one to do it with bangs."

"I'm telling you, she's the best in her field."

'I think it's really tacky to make the salesperson of the month someone from another firm.'

"Your mother's going to be up there all day, kids. One of her students said her class meant everything to her!"

Ellen Johnson-Sirleaf

Jenkins would often shout it from the rooftops - he was so proud of his work in IT.

Clara had come a long way from those readings at the public library.

'Seize another day - this one is mine.'

Impressive fund manager.

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

We've earned our stripes.

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

"I won! I'm getting own talk show!"

"My name is Jose Hernandez, and my story begins when my parents moved from Mexico to the United States to work the fields. I would find my own special calling."

"I want both of you to go to college and get good jobs. I want you to have all the things I never had! That way, I'll be very comfortable when I move in with you."

"At least our son is marrying a doctor!"

The main reason I'm standing here tonight accepting this award is because about twenty years ago I started listening to my wife.

"Call Ernie! He's the dealmaker! Did you hear? Ernie closed the deal. . ."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Eighth Wonder Of The Financial WorldMt. Acct.

"This could be the year someone finally goes up there."

"I built this business from the ground up."

"Congratulations on the merger - you're really on fire now."

"Hello Cleveland! I have to say, never thought I'd have a Netflix special seeing as Gerbils only live about 3 to 4 years!"

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

'Not just another lawyer.'