Workplace Achievements Pillows

Employee of the month and the prankster of the month.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

Soaring Profits

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Business Target

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

"It will scare away our competitors."

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

'But before we move on, allow me to belabor the point even further...'

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

Executive with desk-boxes 'get rich' and 'get even'.

"At least our son is marrying a doctor!"

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

Computer Mouse gets Torn Off.

'I hear she melts glass ceilings.'