Workplace Achievements Pillows

Employee of the month and the prankster of the month.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

"I'm telling you, she's the best in her field."

Soaring Profits

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Business Target

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

"It will scare away our competitors."

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

'But before we move on, allow me to belabor the point even further...'

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

Executive with desk-boxes 'get rich' and 'get even'.

"At least our son is marrying a doctor!"

'I hear she melts glass ceilings.'

Computer Mouse gets Torn Off.