Workout Warrior Who Loves A Laugh Pillows

'Stupid exercise video got jammed in my machine.'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Old Karate Master

Robber on treadmill

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Fast Food Dieter

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Hot dog.

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

Please seat to be weighted.

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

'The exercise hasn't been a total failure. My personal trainer lost 10 pounds.'

"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

'Like it'll do any good.'

'Realist Trac, with 4 settings...'

"Your health insurance only kicks in when you can run 100m in under 10 seconds."

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

"I exercise almost everyday. Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday..."

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

The online exercise class was going rather well.

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

"Nice try, but I'm not counting these as your steps. I know you're jst sitting down, eating junk food and stomping your feet on the floor."

"Ugh . . . nevermind."

'OK, I wanna see those trunks move! Left-right-left-right...'

'Now they're saying exercise doesn't cure depression.'

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

'Holding in your stomach won't help, sir.'

I asked Lance if he's into Pilates. He said yes, which I found surprising but encouraging. Then he went on to say that he liked his Pilates with butter, parsley and sour cream, and I realized that he was confusing Pilates with pierogies.

"It's an Apple watch I use it to count my step."

"Brace yourself!"