Workload Wizards Mugs

'His productivity goes way down after September!'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

Storm in the out tray

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

"Morning, all!"

What My Day Feels Like

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

Time Is Money

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

'He's an expendable.'

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

Signs of Stress

Took On Too Much

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

A Man With Problems.

"I'm bearly keeping ahead."

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."

Man carrying his boss.

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

"'Autonomy' is the new BUZZ word! We have to unleash our staff. Professionals like you need to be free to use your own judgement, manage your own workloads...use your initiative."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"