
"I guess now would be as good a time as any to talk about balance."
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"I guess now would be as good a time as any to talk about balance."
"Just a few pumps more...!"
"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"
Profit
"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."
'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'
'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'
'I think I know what the problem is!'
"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."
"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."
'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'
Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).
'Fitness guru.'
Took On Too Much
Money exchange
'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'
'And this is my strategic money reserve.'
Wealth Juggler.
wealth investment
"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."
Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.
Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!
"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"
'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'
Dept. of the Treasury
"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."
'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'
Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.
Warren Buffett
"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."
'Guess who made a bushel today?'
Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?
'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'
'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'
'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'
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