Workload Wizards Pillows

'His productivity goes way down after September!'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

Storm in the out tray

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

"Morning, all!"

What My Day Feels Like

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

Time Is Money

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

'He's an expendable.'

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

Took On Too Much

Signs of Stress

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."

Man carrying his boss.

"Sure I can make that deadline."

A Man With Problems.

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

"I'm bearly keeping ahead."

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

"'Autonomy' is the new BUZZ word! We have to unleash our staff. Professionals like you need to be free to use your own judgement, manage your own workloads...use your initiative."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

"Sorry, I can't. . . I'm really swamped."

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

"I'd better get going. I've got a lot coming at me right now."