Workload Wizardry Mugs

"I know it looks like I'm doing nothing, but looks can be deceiving."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

Storm in the out tray

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

"Morning, all!"

What My Day Feels Like

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

Took On Too Much

'He's an expendable.'

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

Signs of Stress

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

Man carrying his boss.

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

A Man With Problems.

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"I'm bearly keeping ahead."

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

"'Autonomy' is the new BUZZ word! We have to unleash our staff. Professionals like you need to be free to use your own judgement, manage your own workloads...use your initiative."

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

'I'm 43 years old. That's 64 in work years.'