Working Wisdom Pillows

'Yes, I know your boss can't see me right now. That's why I'm here.'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"Effective leadership is more than just telling everybody to be like you!"

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

Career advice from the boss

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

The Meaning of Life

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"I thought I'd be lonely at the top."

KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER, 'That kind of thinking leads to marriage.'

"Like my old man used to say: 'No news is bad news not yet undelivered.'"

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

'It's OK, we all make mistakes. The important thing is that you learn to cover your tracks.'

"You want self-motivation? Look! I have my own carrot and stick!"

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

"More aphorisms, please!"

'Never, NEVER sneeze while you're levitating.'

'I want someone who is smart, cunning and ruthless, but also someone who is too dumb to try for my job.'

My, my, we're justs a little overprotective of our propriety knowledge, aren't we?

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'