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"I hear ya. These mall gigs don't pay enough."

Pop's store's wanted ad: MOM.

"Seems we're always on our feet around here."

"There goes Baldo...off to work. He sure is growing up."

Larry's used art

Killer Executive Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

'She's so put together!'

A women in a shoeshop.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

New Suit.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Friday

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"How was work?"

New Shoes.

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"