Working For Good Causes Pillows

'Of course as a charity our resources are limited and we may not be able to pay you quite as much as the work demands....'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"Mr.Scrooge has lodged a complaint,with regard to your 'aggressive begging."

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Lemonade without borders.

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

Thank you

Please Give

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

Social Worker

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

'I'm surprised you don't try the West End,old chap!'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

"What are we doing wrong?"

"We try to treat volunteers like regular members of staff, impossible workloads and no resources."

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins