Workforce Dynamics Fans Gifts

'Toilet breaks are for LOSERS!'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

"This is a company which is going places...."

"'Autonomy' is the new BUZZ word! We have to unleash our staff. Professionals like you need to be free to use your own judgement, manage your own workloads...use your initiative."

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

"You're probably wondering why I called you. It's because I accidentally butt dialed you."

Sales Secretary

Miss Wilkins, I need you to pop in and hang up my phone for me again.

The Shepherd's Staff. . .

"So...what's the most important thing about working at Auto y Rod Inc.?"

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

Disraeli Cements his Leadership over Conservatives

'I need to hire more people. I can't keep making all of these mistakes.'

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

"Aw... I'm really sorry you're bored Jenkins. I wonder if I can rekindle your interest with some of this work you should be doing?"

'Keep up the good work, Simmons and we might just take the wheels off.'

'I love men in uniformity.'

"Mom, Dad - I'm adopted, aren't I?"

'In my day, it was 50% soldiers and 50% workers... Now it is 50% soldiers, 20% managers, 20% admin and only 10% workers...'

Cubicles, Execs And Employees Growing More Similar To Bees

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

'It's just one night of the week you can't go out with your friends! It's not the end of the world!'

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

'Don't look at this as a demotion, look at it as the stripping away of your last shred of dignity.'

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

Our Founder portrait looking over boss's shoulder.

"Cutting the budget is easy!...All you need to do is get rid of all that wasteful admin...what do they do!"

Worker takes Boss out in a wheelbarrow

"Jason Smith, civil engineer" "Simon Truscott, uncivil engineer"

"Some people at work think you're a little to aggressive and intimidating."

"Only I, am entitled to use ignorance as an excuse!"

'Can we talk... alone?'