Workers' Rights Gifts

'If you bothered to check the text messages on your mobile you'd find that I fired you over a month ago !'

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

'If you workers would take a paycut, we'd buy new machinery, just like our factory in Asia.'

Labor day has union written all over it!"

"If Walter Reuther had his way, there'd be a guaranteed annual everything!"

'The job still pays peanuts, but since we joined the union, we get larger peanuts.'

'I'm not sure this is what Thomas Paine had in mind.'

Protesting Fast Food Workers.

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

Labor abuse

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

The International and May Day Terrorism

"We need a union!'

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

The role of administration.

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

Sick

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

Telekinetics on strike...

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

Labor Day '19

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.