Worker Rights Enthusiasts Gifts

"It now seems the problem with unions is not the people in them, but the people who aren't. "

"Every 3000 miles we're entitled to get a tummy rub. Don't forget that we're flight attendant union members!"

"We need a union!'

The role of administration.

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

Labor Day '19

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

"But it will never get better if you picket"

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

'Let's be fair and take a vote - how many here think we need a minimum wage increase?'

USA Slavery

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

Equity Table Dance Club

'And finally, on these wage demands I give no quarter; a dime is my last offer.'

Labor abuse

'No, I'm not wearing high heels. I look taller because the minimum wage will increase and now I can stand taller.'

'It's spring, Boss! When a young man's fancy turns to union organizing!"

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

Unison plans strikes

'We use intelligent robots, but not to intelligent because they'd want a union.'

Worker Bees bring in a union negotiator.

Right to work legislation strangles the unions.

'Your Majesty, your Majesty: The workers are discussing the possibility of forming a Trade Union!'