Labor Rights Enthusiasts Gifts

Labor Allies Come Lately

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

Telekinetics on strike...

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

Sick

National Living Wage from April 1st.

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

"A wage increase to match inflation."

Labor Day '19

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

'How can the employees accuse me of running a sweatshop? Don't I let them go home after midnight?'

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

Wage Slavery

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

The Trans Pacific Partnership! Negotiated in Secret! No input from labor, consumer, or environmental organizations...

Pennybags Monster

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

Member of two trade unions

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

"Goes to show ou can't please all of the people all of the time!"

"But it will never get better if you picket"

"Thank you for coming in on your day off, minion. It reflects well on your character." "I thought my job depended on it." "I don't know how you got that impression. I would never force you to come in on your day off. That would be illegal." "You said 'Come in on your day off. Your job depends on it.'" "Rudy, Rudy, Rudy... That's just a figure of speech." "You went on to say 'I mean it. That's not just a figure of speech.'" "That was a figure of speech too."

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."