Worker Affected By Outsourcing Pillows

I can outsource your job to someone who'll work longer hours for less money.

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Counting part time employees is the new math.

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

"You're quitting? You're walking out?? Couldn't you have at least waited until I finished outsourcing the company??!"

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"I'm cutting out a complete layer of management."

'We outsource our grape juice, marketing, bottling and distribution, and yet he's supposed to give a speech tonight on winemaking - bosses,outsources,outbetter show him what a grape looks like.'

'The good news is we're not laying you off. The bad news is we want you to take a 20-year lunch break without pay.'

Janet always was ahead of the curve...she outsourced herself.

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

'I don't like it any more than you do, Johnson. But this is the business world, and that's just the way the cookie crumbles.'

'I've just thought of a way to save the company £1800 a month.'

'As you know, this is a Right-To-Work-Cheap-OR-we-send-your-job-to-Asia-state...'

'All the leading economic indicators,have been outsourced to india.'

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

'It's good to be back, Ms. Norton.. did anything important happen while I was away?'

'I'm not calling you in India for technical support. I'm calling to offer you a job.'

'If a job's worth doing, the Japanese have probably already doing it..'

"I thought you were the one who sent jobs overseas."

"We managed to outsource our strategic development team to a company in Beijing that will say 'yes sir no sir' for 25% less."

"We're considering outsourcing your job. Could you explain to this guy in Guatemala whatever it is you do around here?"

"Bad news, Ron. The company has decided to end its experiment with flattened corporate hierarchies."

Even Santa outsources

'My boss said they might be laying off more people next week...what wine goes best with panic?'

"What makes you think there are going to be layoffs."

'We believe in putting people before profits. We put people in China to leave more profits here.'

'Just when I thought I had weeded out all of the deadwoodl, Weber...I spotted you!'