Outsourcing Professional Pillows

"I need a job! I'll do anything! I'll relocate!"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

US v.s. Tech Giants

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Counting part time employees is the new math.

How logos change over time.

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

"You're quitting? You're walking out?? Couldn't you have at least waited until I finished outsourcing the company??!"

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

'It's my own fault. I never upgraded my skills. I was replaced by a man half my age with a more advanced smartphone and hundreds of productive apps.'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

"Fact amnesty"

"You're hired!"

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

S.S.dot.com

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

'We outsource our grape juice, marketing, bottling and distribution, and yet he's supposed to give a speech tonight on winemaking - bosses,outsources,outbetter show him what a grape looks like.'

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

Janet always was ahead of the curve...she outsourced herself.

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

"It's not your phone service... you're talking into a spring roll."

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Silicon Vale

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