Outsourcing Specialists Pillows

'I'm really sorry, but production costs are far lower in Korea!'

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Counting part time employees is the new math.

Burnout Syndrome...

"You're quitting? You're walking out?? Couldn't you have at least waited until I finished outsourcing the company??!"

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

Medical Examinations.

'We outsource our grape juice, marketing, bottling and distribution, and yet he's supposed to give a speech tonight on winemaking - bosses,outsources,outbetter show him what a grape looks like.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'You'd better have a little talk with it - it wants to know where it came from.'

Janet always was ahead of the curve...she outsourced herself.

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

Proctologists' Office Party Games

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

Trust Your Doctor

'As you know, this is a Right-To-Work-Cheap-OR-we-send-your-job-to-Asia-state...'

'All the leading economic indicators,have been outsourced to india.'

"What do I see myself doing in 10 years? Downloading windows 20 on my iphone 18."

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Waiting staff

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

"I'm here to thank you. The suffering index is much higher since you outsourced your customer service and tech support overseas."

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go...we've just sourced somebody in Mumbai who's 34% better at being you for 29% less!'

The company relocated - didn't they tell you?

Niche Marketing

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.