Outsourced Pillows

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, we've found someone online who's 25% better at being you for half the money!'

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Counting part time employees is the new math.

"You're quitting? You're walking out?? Couldn't you have at least waited until I finished outsourcing the company??!"

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'We outsource our grape juice, marketing, bottling and distribution, and yet he's supposed to give a speech tonight on winemaking - bosses,outsources,outbetter show him what a grape looks like.'

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

Janet always was ahead of the curve...she outsourced herself.

I can outsource your job to someone who'll work longer hours for less money.

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

"I'm here to thank you. The suffering index is much higher since you outsourced your customer service and tech support overseas."

'All the leading economic indicators,have been outsourced to india.'

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go...we've just sourced somebody in Mumbai who's 34% better at being you for 29% less!'

'As you know, this is a Right-To-Work-Cheap-OR-we-send-your-job-to-Asia-state...'

Contractor Ants

'I'd like you to meet the saw, the hammer and, well, you know the drill.'

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

'I'm not calling you in India for technical support. I'm calling to offer you a job.'

"Listen George, in exchange for two bricklayers and three electricians I can let you have one seasoned plumber and one first round graduate from trade school." "Mnnn. Okay. But, only if you throw in ten Porta Potties." "Ah, John. Can we make it two first round graduates?" "Done."

"I thought you were the one who sent jobs overseas."

'If a job's worth doing, the Japanese have probably already doing it..'

"We managed to outsource our strategic development team to a company in Beijing that will say 'yes sir no sir' for 25% less."

Public Procurement Portal

"We're considering outsourcing your job. Could you explain to this guy in Guatemala whatever it is you do around here?"

An independent vendor at the Royal BC Museum, Fred made very little money.

'We no longer handle the contracting out part. We contract that out.'

'We believe in putting people before profits. We put people in China to leave more profits here.'

Even Santa outsources

Suppliers of fine pin-stripe