Workaholic Gifts

"If only I'd thought to take my damn phone with me, I could be getting some work done."

"No, not there, please. That's where I'm going to put my head."

"Shall make another pot?"

"All work and no play makes you a valued employee."

'My family? Hell no, those are my clients!'

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

'For cryin' out loud! Just for once can't we go on vacation without you bringing some work along!?'

"On the other hand, he never takes a sick day."

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

'Getting here on time every morning, and never have a day off sick, just isn't good enough Moulding! How are you ever going to get through all the stuff I keep piling on top of you if you don't work through your lunch-break as well?'

"Worked all weekend to finish the report, and all I get is a stupid Pat on the back."

The good news is that you'll be leading the team...and the BAD news...You ARE the team

'Young lawyers are always whining about the workload but I've always worked 80 hour weeks and it never did men any harm.'

Man running in a hamster wheel

'This is no time to be thinking about ourselves, Mathews. So, I'll see you at the meeting on Monday?'

"I like to keep a few pictures of my loved ones on my desk"

"When did your shift start?" - "February!"

Busy Couple

'Do you think that's actually work he takes home? Or office supplies?'

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"OK, Hank. What are your top 25 priorities for today?"

'This had better be important, I'm in the middle of a conference call!'

Starving businessman calling for 'Billiable hours'

'I need tomorrow off to recharge my batteries.'

"A laptop has been installed in each rest room stall."

The Last Powerpoint

"No, I'm not the mugging victim... I'm a nurse. I always look like this at the end of my shift."

Thankless jobs...always hiring!

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

Beesy schedule.

'Rather than a working-vacation, how about just vacationing here at the office?'

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

"Oh, great! It's my birthday, and he's giving me MORE work!"

"I've never been so humiliated in my entire week."