Workaholism Gifts

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

"Hey, I'm happy to be called on vacation with news of a great sales result."

'As you know, Lord, Larry just loved his little cubicle.'

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

Lost in the laptop...

"I'm sorry Perkins, but dying at your desk is a strict breach of company policy!"

Workaholic and Paranoid

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

'We've reclassified your job as part time since you take lunch breaks.'

Working Vacation.

'Maybe you'd feel better if you went back to the room and sent a few emails.'

Workaholic Ned Fulgum takes his first day off in over fifty-seven years.

'Sigh!'

Recycling Elevators

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

'He is having trouble adjusting to the new normal.'

Rat Race Resources.

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"Twelve-oh-six—time to be heading back!"

"According to your resumé, Jack, you're all work and no play. We like that."

"Going into work when everyone is on vacation is my kind of getaway."

"I keep pretty busy on the outside. If it weren't for these occasional incarcerations, I'd never get any vacation at all."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Golfing Boss

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

Man running in a hamster wheel