Workaholic Mugs

"If only I'd thought to take my damn phone with me, I could be getting some work done."

"No, not there, please. That's where I'm going to put my head."

"Shall make another pot?"

"All work and no play makes you a valued employee."

'My family? Hell no, those are my clients!'

"On the other hand, he never takes a sick day."

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

'Getting here on time every morning, and never have a day off sick, just isn't good enough Moulding! How are you ever going to get through all the stuff I keep piling on top of you if you don't work through your lunch-break as well?'

"Worked all weekend to finish the report, and all I get is a stupid Pat on the back."

The good news is that you'll be leading the team...and the BAD news...You ARE the team

'Young lawyers are always whining about the workload but I've always worked 80 hour weeks and it never did men any harm.'

Man running in a hamster wheel

Busy Couple

"I like to keep a few pictures of my loved ones on my desk"

'Do you think that's actually work he takes home? Or office supplies?'

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"When did your shift start?" - "February!"

Starving businessman calling for 'Billiable hours'

The Last Powerpoint

"OK, Hank. What are your top 25 priorities for today?"

'I need tomorrow off to recharge my batteries.'

'This had better be important, I'm in the middle of a conference call!'

"A laptop has been installed in each rest room stall."

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

"I've never been so humiliated in my entire week."

Man on a beach with a mobile phone and a laptop.

Thankless jobs...always hiring!

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

'Rather than a working-vacation, how about just vacationing here at the office?'

"No, I'm not the mugging victim... I'm a nurse. I always look like this at the end of my shift."

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

Beesy schedule.

"It's a 'Get well or else!' card from your boss."

'You're putting in too much time at the office when you start to think the cleaning crew as your co-workers.'

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'