Work Trip Gone Wrong Mugs

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

The World's Easiest Airport

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Airport

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"Expense account or regular?"

Technological Dependence.

'Hanson - committee of four.'

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

'He must be going economy!'

Airport Bored Rooms

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

'Business or pleasure?'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

'Sorry to leave you in the lurch but this trip is important'

"You're advised to check a small bag which you wouldn't mind losing as a sacrifice to the Gods of Lost Luggage."

Free WiFi

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

"3 ounce liquids! Get your 3 ounce liquids here! Approved and ready for screening! 3 ounce liquids!"

Bob was headed on a long trip but had forgotten his suitcase. Luckily, the airport folks were one step ahead.

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

Megacorp Airlines. "We bring people closer together. And that's just on the plane!

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."