Work Trip Gone Wrong Mugs

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

The World's Easiest Airport

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'Hanson - committee of four.'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport

Technological Dependence.

"Expense account or regular?"

'He must be going economy!'

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

Airport Bored Rooms

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'Business or pleasure?'

"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

'Sorry to leave you in the lurch but this trip is important'

"You're advised to check a small bag which you wouldn't mind losing as a sacrifice to the Gods of Lost Luggage."

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

"3 ounce liquids! Get your 3 ounce liquids here! Approved and ready for screening! 3 ounce liquids!"

Bob was headed on a long trip but had forgotten his suitcase. Luckily, the airport folks were one step ahead.

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

"I never watch the safety demo. If we crash, they'll just save me."

The Problem with the TSA

Airport traffic