Business Trip Blunder Appreciators Mugs

"Yes, front desk? This is Dr. Cohen in 716. I accidentally ordered ‘Vivacious Vixens’ … twice."

The World's Easiest Airport

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'Hanson - committee of four.'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport

"Expense account or regular?"

Injured backpacker.

Technological Dependence.

'He must be going economy!'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

Airport Bored Rooms

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'Business or pleasure?'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Airline Mergers.

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

'Sorry to leave you in the lurch but this trip is important'

"You're advised to check a small bag which you wouldn't mind losing as a sacrifice to the Gods of Lost Luggage."

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

Airport traffic