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"Yes, front desk? This is Dr. Cohen in 716. I accidentally ordered ‘Vivacious Vixens’ … twice."

The World's Easiest Airport

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Technological Dependence.

Injured backpacker.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"Expense account or regular?"

'Hanson - committee of four.'

Airport

'He must be going economy!'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

Airport Bored Rooms

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'Business or pleasure?'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

Airline Mergers.

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

'Sorry to leave you in the lurch but this trip is important'

"You're advised to check a small bag which you wouldn't mind losing as a sacrifice to the Gods of Lost Luggage."

Swiss Army Briefcase.

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

Airport traffic