Work-life Wisdom Seekers Gifts

"Young farmers are ALWAYS finding something to moan about, but 18 hours days in all conditions never did me any harm!"

Where your mind & battle are los

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"At this office no two days are different."

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

I've been working 20 hours a day. Well, that leaves you four hours to get to work.

"I reap and I reap and it's like he doesn't even notice."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"The little stress ball wasn't working."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

...The computer says you can handle 20 more work

'Long shift?'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

'Miss Fogarty, I'm not having any fun.'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Now that I finally have an expense account, there's no time to eat.

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

Woman followed by devices.

"You should be able to get through your emails during the working day then you could use the rest of your life to do some of the work."

"Thanks for seeing me on your vacation, Doctor."

'If you want to spend more time with your family, have them apply for jobs here.'

Monday around 9PM.

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

White flag being waved around bosses door.