Work-life Wisdom Seekers Pillows

"Young farmers are ALWAYS finding something to moan about, but 18 hours days in all conditions never did me any harm!"

Where your mind & battle are los

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"At this office no two days are different."

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

I've been working 20 hours a day. Well, that leaves you four hours to get to work.

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"I reap and I reap and it's like he doesn't even notice."

"The little stress ball wasn't working."

...The computer says you can handle 20 more work

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

Now that I finally have an expense account, there's no time to eat.

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

'Miss Fogarty, I'm not having any fun.'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

'Long shift?'

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

Woman followed by devices.

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

"You should be able to get through your emails during the working day then you could use the rest of your life to do some of the work."

"Thanks for seeing me on your vacation, Doctor."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

Cog-In-The-Wheel

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

'If you want to spend more time with your family, have them apply for jobs here.'