Work-life Balance Seekers Pillows

'What's it going to be, Dawkins?career or family?'

'You'll have to come in over the weekend to attend some training on managing a healthy 'work/life' balance!'

"It's nice to get a break from the Stock Exchange."

"For the love of Pete! Later, after surgery!"

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

"Right, first of all, which one of you bright, young things decided it would be a 'cool idea' to have a breakfast meeting?!"

Man Carrying Big Burden

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

'How can we recompense them for the SACRIFICES they will have to make, the damage to their families, their relationships?'

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'Yes, I'm a drone and don't do much, but she's a workaholic!'

"We're looking for someone who has room for more stress in their life."

"You can't just work all the time, you need to find a hobby..."

"Could you help me to fit 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"...I don't know what they mean about us changing all social workers' terms and conditions?...we're letting them hang on to the 70 hour week!"

"I wish you wouldn't keep bringing your work home with you!"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Where your mind & battle are los

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

In basket-case.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!