Work-life Balancers Pillows

"Last night I dreamed in e-mail."

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

'It's an interhome memo. At 10:00 there will be a PowerPoint presentation on how I don't know what to do now that I'm retired.'

Workaholics Anonymous meeting: 'No one showed up. Everyone is working.'

'Hard day at work, dear?'

Career woman meets Family woman

Businessman threatening to sack his wife.

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

"Oh, I got it together, I just couldn't keep it together."

"The gap in my resume is when I took time to smell the roses!"

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

"My new day job is killing me."

"Marriage is proving to be one task too many, so I've asked Jenkins here to cover that for me."

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

Tired Guys

Shorter Working Hours Now!

"I'll have a cup of tea if you're putting the kettle on."

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

George Upton...who burned the candle at both ends.

'Sorry dear, I have to go straight to work tomorrow.'

'It so happens, I think of myself as a CEO first, then as a human being.'

Cat to boss: 'May I have some maternal leave this afternoon?'

'Making the resolution to sort out my work-life balance is BEST decision I ever made!'

Workaholic and alcoholic

Concierge service to relieve lawyers of household chores.

Stress? Easy to fix. Get a different job and family.

"His productivity apps pushed him to an early grave."

"I do wish you wouldn't bring your work from the House of Commons home with you."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

"Want to go watch the people who get to leave at a normal hour?"

"I'm really behind on all my living."

"Two lousy weeks. You people can surely make do for two lousy weeks."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"