Work-life Balancing Act Gifts

'Mr. Bosley and I will be busy all afternoon investigating offshore opportunities.'

'Hey, Bob! Good to hear from you. Last time we talked, you had some sorta yoga injury.'

Since business dried up, my desk never looked neater.

'We give you two weeks' vacation and a smartphone with e-mail and teleconferencing capabilities, so you'll feel guilty taking it.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Where your mind & battle are los

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

In basket-case.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Work/Life Balance

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Golfing Boss

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.