Work-from-cafe Aficionado Gifts

“Work sucks — my corner office keeps getting smaller.”

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"Eewww! It still makes a lousy cup of coffee!"

Low Overhead Incorporated...'Where everybody works at home!'

'Hold all my calls - and get dressed. I hate being reminded I work from home.'

"My depression is currently being treated with a combination of prescription medication and low-fat frozen yogurt."

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

"In the future, please order a small black coffee as a petit café noir."

Being home based the highlights of Colin's day was ringing his office based colleagues to check on how their commute had been that morning.

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

'Get back to work, Phillips! You're supposed to take your coffee breaks at the office, not at home!'

'It's high time to make the boss clear that I'm the best employee ever!'

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."

What the Person Sitting Next to You at Starbucks is 'Working On'

"You love gloating, don't you?"

"I made him the wrong coffee, so I hit control Z, but it didn't work. Maybe I should just make him a new coffee."

"Since she started working from home I prefer going to the office."

Man sees eatery, 'Mom's Cyber Cafe', below it reads, 'Formerly Mom's Diner'.

Barista

"Do you every worry that the world's ending and we're just sitting here waiting for brunch?"

"Sorry, I'm the Amazing People Watcher. I'm going all I can."

'He says he's a 'Sandwich artist' and he refuses to work in honey mustard.'

"If you can safeguard this punch card for half a decade, you get a free coffee."

'And this is how we make the house blend.'

"Working remotely is great. My coworker is adorable, and my pantry has never been so organized."