Work Evader Pillows

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'No, but thanks for asking,'

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

Anger Management - Now Treating "Electoral College Rage"

Dreaming of Holidays.

The Daily Commute

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

The Procrastinatorium.

"Was delegation the only thing you learnt on that management course?"

'I keep wondering what they're saying about us at the bank this cold,damp,Monday morning..'

'Anyone who doesn't believe in life after death, should be around here at quitting time.'

'I had it all - then the IRS found where I had it hidden.'

'About my accrued holdiay pay...can you mail it to my offshore account?'

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

Bob learned to redirect his pent-up fury. Rather than postal, he went coastal.

"He's not good with change!"

Infernal Revenue Service

Car driving on tube line - 'They'll do anything to avoid the new congestion charge.'

"How much do we owe them?"

"We've just booked two weeks in the Algarve, could you sign my sick note for when we get back?"

'My homework is escaping.'

"Thank God you're just my wife's lover! I thought you were from the Inland Revenue!"

Fiction: 'Filling in your tax returns'

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

'New dog?' - 'Yes, and no more food bills, no vets fees.'

'Can we avoid going through the insurance company.'

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

"I'd like a word with you please."

"He has an unhealthy obsession with health apps."

'Come on out and play.'