Work Ethic Appreciation Gifts

'He arrives before and leaves after everyone else...probably homeless.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Back to work...

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

Peacock of Productivity

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

"Do you have any working capital?"

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

"Oh come on, Dave! You know you're not supposed to come to work if you're sick."

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

"You want self-motivation? Look! I have my own carrot and stick!"

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

'Memo to the wife...'

"That painting's not going to paint itself."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

Maybe you'd get more work done if you uninstalled that fish tank screensaver.'

"There's such a thing as being TOO conscientious, Miller!"

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly: Hey You.

Job Bored

Back to Work

Genius in a Bottle.

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

'Thank you for the job offer, sir, but I find that unemployment helps keep me humble.'