Work Achievement Gifts

The smart building celebrates counting its one millionth person.

'Henry, you've earned one of my famous pies.'

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

Soaring Profits

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

"I'm telling you, she's the best in her field."

GCSEs

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Jumping Man

First Prize!

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

'I hear she melts glass ceilings.'

Employee of the month and the prankster of the month.

"At least our son is marrying a doctor!"

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

Employee of the month.

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

'I think it's really tacky to make the salesperson of the month someone from another firm.'

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

Pork Bellies.

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

Eighth Wonder Of The Financial WorldMt. Acct.

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

"I built this business from the ground up."